Score:
- Taste: 8.5 / 10
- Texture 7 / 10
- Presentation: 9 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 7.5 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 7.5 / 10
- Final Score: 7.4 / 10
Additional Comments:
I can’t lie, i was fully expecting this pizza to suck butt booty ass. I’ve been avoiding this one in the pizza aisle for a few months now, but i was delightfully surprised to find that this pie was pretty good! It looked fantastic, the flavor was well balanced, and the ingredients taste pretty good. I have two main problems with this pizza: the crust gets a little soggy and the cheese/ingredients couldn’t stay on that slice if their fucking lives depended on it. I kept picking up a sausage or roni and throwing it back on the slice and once i had finished the pizza i had to scoop up the remaining foodstuffs with my hands and funnel it in my mouth like a total sucker. This pizza made Daniel Chechelnitskiy feel emasculated and humiliated in the privacy of my own home. Aside from that main issue I really enjoyed this pizza, but i don’t know if i’d come back to it as there are similar pies that don’t have this problem.