Have you ever thought "man, i love doomscrolling on my phone but you know what would make it better? a notification every time my friend Danny slightly worsens his cholesterol levels."? well you're in luck! We now have a mailing list! For the simple service of providing your email i'll ensure your inbox is choked with a sinful glut of pizza reviews that will make you go "jesus that's like the third one this week, that can't be good for their heart."!