Score:
- Taste: 3 / 10
- Texture 5.5 / 10
- Presentation: 4 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 5 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 8 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 6 / 10
- Final Score: 5.1 / 10
Additional Comments:
this was borderline inedible. Every non-flavor-related thing about this pizza ranged from poor to fine. at least it could hold its own weight right?? right?? the taste was absolutely fucking abhorrent. If you’d like to recreate what this pizza tasted like, find (or borrow) your nearest cum sock, then take your handy dandy pile of hamster corpses and shove em all in there. Then, and only then, do you strain the liquid into a can of clamato and down it. fuck this pizza. usually when i have a bad one i say it made me want to kill myself but this time i actually want this pizza to kill itself. nobody will miss this waste of culinary space.