Score:
- Taste: 3.5 / 10
- Texture 6.5 / 10
- Presentation: 5.5 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 4 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 8 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 6 / 10
- Final Score: 5.6 / 10
Additional Comments:
What is with this trend of “chicago style” frozen pizzas coming with the crust and cheese pre-cooked. Literally why. Was the pepperoni, sausage, bacon, or any other ingredient precooked? obviously not! it’s already going in the oven, just let it all cool. anyways, the pizza did not look promising frozen but improved once it was done cooking. I gave it a 6 for the EOA/Affordability portion because although i did in fact find it in a jewel it was 10 dollars. not nice. The flavor was #bootyjuice. honestly my hopes weren’t high but somehow the pizza tasted worse than the lowest possible bar. The ingredients looked cheap and the crust was crumbly crunchy instead of flaky crunchy, which is just worse than a flaccid slice. how they managed to convince people this is worth 10 dollars is beyond me. i’ve had pizzas for 8 dollars that would make this one their fucking bitch. I guess i should’ve seen it coming when the crust was already sturdy before i baked it.