Score:
- Taste: 6 / 10
- Texture 9 / 10
- Presentation: 7 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 9 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 10 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 9.5 / 10
- Final Score: 8.4 / 10
Additional Comments:
This is our 50th pizza review! J-jesus christ. oh fuck. that's- thats like really bad. do NOT let my doctor see this shit. This dies with us you understand? it's you and me. we take this to the grave. anyways onto the review. In may facets this pizza is nearly flawless. The crust is immaculate, the veggies are juicy but dont make the rest of the slice too soggy, the meats are tender and delicious, and the slice is as stiff as a board (this is good). I just really really wish i liked how it tasted more. Like it just tastes okay. It’s pretty good, not great. This one feels like the one who got away; if you’ll excuse me i’m going to be making sad bart simpson edits and posting them on youtube shorts.