Score:
- Taste: 7.5 / 10
- Texture 7.5 / 10
- Presentation: 5 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 4 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 8.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 10 / 10
- Final Score: 7 / 10
Additional Comments:
The McDonalds of pizza. This pizza is literally inescapable. If there is a store that sells pizza, this is there. If the store doesn’t sell pizza it’s still probably there. Taste and texture are pretty good. Nothing special but certainly enjoyable. Crust is nice and crunchy bunt unfortunately has a habit of splitting down the middle. Ingredients are about as quality as you’d expect from a 5 dollar pizza, although it does suck that there’s no olives. Overall as “yeah not bad” as a pizza can get. Oh, and for the record, the Totinos pizza upset me so greatly that i got in my car and drove to the store to buy and eat this pizza because I couldn't emotionally handle the idea that i would end my night with that fucking thing.