Score:
- Taste: 5.5 / 10
- Texture 5.5 / 10
- Presentation: 6 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 7 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 8.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 2.5 / 10
- Final Score: 5.8 / 10
Additional Comments:
This was quite the enigma of a pizza. I found it in a woodmans for 7 dollars and i literally could not find it anywhere else. like at all. there is genuinely no record online of these pizzas being sold, so when my danny brain hears “mystery pizza” the hope-get-high-ing part of my brain starts firing off like crazy. Unfortunately by the time i was done with this pie the this-pizza-sucks-fucking-ass part of my brain was so overworked that i had a stroke. The cheese was weird. The sauce was weird. the ingredients were forgettable. The pizza felt weird in my mouth. Jimmy’s pizza is a no go for the chunch.