Score:
- Taste: 7.5 / 10
- Texture 6.5 / 10
- Presentation: 5 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 6 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 6.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 7.5 / 10
- Final Score: 6.5 / 10
Additional Comments:
Honestly i was expecting worse given fucking nuclear waste on a plate that was the kirkland cauliflower pizza. This pizza definitely has its drawbacks, but when we’re looking at it from a price-to-quality ratio perspective it’s not awful. The cheese crisps over nicely and the crust crunches pretty well, but there’s not enough sauce and the taste overall is just passable. I also think the fact that you can only buy these in a multi pack takes away from the accessibility of it just a little even if the price per pie is competitive. like if this is in my freezer would i be upset? no. Would this be my first pick in the pizza aisle? i probably wouldn’t even register it exists in my mind. You know how your brain stops registering certain things in your peripheral vision because they’re not important enough for your brain to register them? my brain also does that but with shit pizza brands.