Score:
- Taste: 5.5 / 10
- Texture 5 / 10
- Presentation: 3.5 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 7.5 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 4.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 5.5 / 10
- Final Score: 5.2 / 10
Additional Comments:
I have a major problem with this pizza. MAJOR problem. Listen, i’m a mozza guy, alright? everyone knows this. Ask your mom what kind of guy i am she’s gonna go “oh Danny’s a mozza guy”. This has been known. So when i approach a pizza called “lozza mozza” with a bunch of thick cut cheese on it, im expecting the cheese to be fucking fire. Instead, the pie i took out of the oven looks like elton john farted on it. that shit looked #narsty. and narsty it was 💔. It was wet and soupy, the sauce was sweet (ew) and oh yeah bee tee dubs, this thing was TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS. Fuck you. Literally the only redeeming quality is that the peps and sausages were of good quality and were pretty tasty. I can’t believe i got baited like this bro. what a fucking letdown. This is like watching the 2017 patriots go to the super bowl and lose to the fucking bears.