Score:
- Taste: 6.5 / 10
- Texture 8 / 10
- Presentation: 9 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 8 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 2.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 6 / 10
- Final Score: 6.7 / 10
Additional Comments:
we HAVE to talk about the crust on this pizza. It’s both the best crust i’ve seen on a frozen pizza and the toughest to physically consume. The way my jaw was cramping up trying to get through this crust you would’ve thought i was knee deep in some vigorous cun of lingus but nay! It seems as if these guys put all their stat points into the handlebar crust of the pizza because the crust that was actually under the cheese and sauce was so fucking thin im not even sure if it was even there in the first place at certain points. It just kinda fell apart really quickly. The cheese was fine, the sauce was fine, the tomatoes were pretty nice, but overall i’m really torn about this crust. It was really tasty but i think it would have made a better addition to a bread bowl than a pizza.