Score:
- Taste: 6 / 10
- Texture 5.5 / 10
- Presentation: 6 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 4.5 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 5.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 7.5 / 10
- Final Score: 5.8 / 10
Additional Comments:
Code Red! Code Red! Shitty Pizza Alert! How are you, as walgreens, going to make a house brand pizza, and then stock this pizza right next to the “cheap and easy” pizza brands, and still get fucking outshined by Jacks. What. Also how the fuck are you gonna have a three meat pizza and pepperoni isn’t one of the meats. why are we opting for hams but not peps. literally why. fuck this pizza. I’m gonna find the guy who made this pizza and leave an upper decker in his toilet.