Score:
- Taste: 6.5 / 10
- Texture 6.5 / 10
- Presentation: 9.5 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 8.5 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 8.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 5.5 / 10
- Final Score: 7.5 / 10
Additional Comments:
Perfect pizza if you love looking at pizzas and saying “that looks good” and then immediately throwing them away. If you’re in the pizza game to eat, you’ll find yourself content but not quite satisfied. I think for the most part it’s an alright pizza, it tastes fine and holds its weight pretty well, however there are two glaring issues that kind of play off of each other: Firstly, the pizza was 9 dollars. Now this is not in and of itself a problem, as you know some of my favorite pizzas reach that price point, however this leads me into my second issue: the pizza is small :(. The box is the standard 12 inch frozen pizza size but the pie itself is probably only around 10 inches, so if i’m getting a pizza that i’m paying 9 dollars for and you’re fucking me out of approximately 34.56 square inches of pizza it better be a fucking good pie, and unfortunately it’s just an okay pie. make your pizza bigger.