Score:
- Taste: 5.5 / 10
- Texture 7.5 / 10
- Presentation: 5 / 10
- Ingredient Quality: 4 / 10
- Structural Integrity: 8.5 / 10
- Affordability / Ease of Access: 9.5 / 10
- Final Score: 6.7 / 10
Additional Comments:
Truly a generationally mid pizza. In the hall of mid this pie reigns supreme. truly no pie has ever been more mid than this one. Tony’s supreme pizza is like the LeBron James of mid pizzas. It’s also like the Bronny James of good pizzas. I was worried that the inevitably shitty quality of the veggies would make them taste like poop from a butt but i was granted mercy by having them be so unnecessarily finely diced that they didn’t contribute to the pizza at all; neither through flavor nor texture. There’s lots of gives and takes with this pizza. The peps were good, the sausage was not. The crust was okay, the cheese was not. The slices could hold their own weight, but frankly there was fuck all to hold. The way this pizza made me feel is the equivalent of if i asked you “how does this picture make you feel” and i slid across the table a printed out photo of a two-by-four.